We are down to a one car family and the car I am driving
doesn't have a bumper. It has a sleek smooth design, but where to put the deer
whistles? Thinking that air flow was all they needed, I put them subtly in the
grill and drove on (there were no instructions with the new pair of I
purchased). I guessed wrong. Driving back from Alabama, after dropping my
daughter off at school, I came face to face with the most beautiful 6 point
buck I had ever seen (it was also the first one I had ever seen). August, not
mating season, mid evening in southern Virginia .
There was little or no shoulder on this stretch of highway and the thickets and
woods were close and heavy. He popped up 8 feet in front of me in the woods. I
hoped he would stay put. Our eyes locked and not wanting to see anything, I
closed mine at 70 mph. Then BUMP. Darn, couldn't he have stayed there? Only a dent in my front bumper. I hope he got
away OK. I could drive, there was minimal damage and in my heart of hearts I
hoped he got up. But it I could not tell and I could not stop as cars behind
approached.
Weeks later, I found an old (more than 20 years old) set of
deer whistles, still in their original package at my parents house when I was
cleaning it out. I had bought them a set many years ago and they sat in a top
drawer until that day (so much for practical gifts). These were different. They
had INSTRUCTIONS. 2 pages of instructions. I never knew you could learn so much
about deer whistles. The most important instruction they stressed was NEVER
PLACE THEM IN THE GRILL. Put them as far forward of the car as possible - if
your bumper was not flat you could mount them on the hood, or even upside down
under the bumper, but as far forward as possible. They had a diagram for every
possible car configuration and bumper, so even non mechanicals like me could
unlock and use the secret of their mystery. So now I have 2 sets of deer whistles
on the car. If it was just my car I would have put them on the hood, but alas,
it is a shared mode of transport, so the whistles unobtrusively have their
residence under the bumper, leading the way down the road because they are as
far forward as I could get them. Have yet to see freeze frames, but I am on the
lookout to see if they work.